Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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