soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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