Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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