physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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