I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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