there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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