I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My ass is underappreciated
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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