We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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