Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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