Your face is a jimmy john
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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