physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
