and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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