just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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