Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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