tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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