I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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