I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think I died a long time ago.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize