I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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