I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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