And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The air was thick with penises
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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