so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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