At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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