I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Someone signed my nipple.
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