this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I don't deserve a penis
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Randomize