I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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