I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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