Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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