i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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