Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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