Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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