that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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