i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the condom got lost in my hair
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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