Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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