I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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