Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
