Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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