Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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