he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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