do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
