we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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