operation harelip BJ is a go
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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