Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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