I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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