Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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