Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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