He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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