Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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