So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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