Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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