I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
this hospital has no fireball
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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