I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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