there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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