Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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